Lucky Betty

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue and a sixpence in her shoe.

Each item represents a good-luck token for the bride. If she has all of them on her wedding day, her marriage will be happy.

Something old – symbolizes continuity with the bride’s family and the past.

Something new – means optimism and hope for the bride’s new life ahead.

Something borrowed – is usually an item from a happily married friend or family member, whose good fortune in marriage is supposed to carry over to the new bride.

Something blue – has been connected to weddings for centuries. In ancient Rome, brides wore blue to symbolize love, modesty and fidelity.

Sixpence – a silver sixpence in the bride’s shoe represents wealth and financial security.

Betty the big-boob brunette wanted to see if this poem really was true…
She decided to take an old, filthy rich man whom she borrowed from his wife, just until he dies; in a blue wedding suite; with her new 60 carat diamond wedding ring, to the council – without a pre nuptial agreement.

Yes. Luck was on her side…

On their wedding night, the old man discovered that Betty had a six inch long willy in his pants, instead of the sixpence in ‘her’ shoe. So he died of a heart attack.